“I know we got our differences & that’s why we apart now ; but youu stay on my mind. I wake up at night & check my phone cuz somethin’s missin’. Things just ain’t the same.”
GPA ; Broke Up ! (via wakaflockalaurennn)
A college professor stood on his chair and said “If God really exists, then He’ll knock me off this chair.” Nothing happened. As the class was quiet, he said “See! Now I’ll give it a couple more minutes.”A Marine Veteran stood up and punched him in the face knocking him out and off the chair, then sat back down. As the Professor came to, he looked at his student and said, “WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!” He said, “God was busy protecting my buddies still fighting for your right to say and do stupid stuff like this, so he sent me.”
This shouldn’t be funny
Fuuuugh. Lol I’m goin’ to Hell.
I could drink rum all the time and never wash my hair and wear the trashiest pieces of clothes ever. goody.
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