A college professor stood on his chair and said “If God really exists, then He’ll knock me off this chair.” Nothing happened. As the class was quiet, he said “See! Now I’ll give it a couple more minutes.”A Marine Veteran stood up and punched him in the face knocking him out and off the chair, then sat back down. As the Professor came to, he looked at his student and said, “WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!” He said, “God was busy protecting my buddies still fighting for your right to say and do stupid stuff like this, so he sent me.”

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When someone walks into your bedroom while you’re getting changed

mhayennie:

And they’re all:
”Ahh, You could’ve said something!”

 
And you’re just like:
”I’m sorry for being naked in my own bedroom, how rude of me”

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georgia-dream:

This shouldn’t be funny

Fuuuugh. Lol I’m goin’ to Hell.

Duh, winning.

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georgia-dream:

I could drink rum all the time and never wash my hair and wear the trashiest pieces of clothes ever. goody.

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If you were raised on biscuits & gravy, fried potatoes & soup & beans, played in the dirt, got your ass whooped, had 3 TV channels & it quit at midnight, school started with “The Pledge,” had a bedtime, rode in the back of pickup trucks, recorded the top 40 from the radio on cassette tapes, drank from a hose, played in the creek & you still turned out okay, REBLOG.

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imahotsouthernmess:

collegeandnavylife:

scottpilgrim64:

Good gawd can I have this. I miss my girlfriend.

We never have a night where we don’t touch…I miss it…

I MISS HAVING THIS EVERY NIGHT. :(

Stupid Tumblr. Stupid cute couples everywhere. Stupid distance. I miss my boyfriend ._. >