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Video Post Mon, Aug. 25, 2014 835,649 notes

cousinnick:

latenightalaska:

davereziplease:

dietchola:

JESUS CHRIST

“I’m a horrible father”

THE BEST PART IS THE GIRL IN THE MIDDLE JUST SO DONE

AND THE FACT THAT THIS FAMILY IS MORE MULTI CULTURAL THAN A PUBLIC SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS TEXTBOOK

The girl in the middle is just like “Damn it, Dad.”

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Text Post Mon, Aug. 25, 2014 305,119 notes

grebnesieh:

Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

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Video Post Mon, Aug. 25, 2014 104,970 notes

galixies:

when u tryna help out ya ugly friend

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Photo Post Mon, Aug. 25, 2014 108,591 notes

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Photo Post Sun, Aug. 10, 2014 753 notes

This will be in my living room when I get married.

This will be in my living room when I get married.

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Text Post Sat, Aug. 02, 2014 59,740 notes

You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

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Photo Post Fri, Aug. 01, 2014 134,462 notes

pixiedust-paycheck:

kisskicker:

Whoopsie, turns out that Ariel was one of the old-school, prince-drowning mermaids. Sorry, Eric!

I don’t know how to feel about th-JUST KIDDING THIS IS FUCKING RAD

pixiedust-paycheck:

kisskicker:

Whoopsie, turns out that Ariel was one of the old-school, prince-drowning mermaids. Sorry, Eric!

I don’t know how to feel about th-JUST KIDDING THIS IS FUCKING RAD

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Photo Post Mon, Jul. 21, 2014 280,836 notes

redappleinwonderland:

bittergrapes:

pom-yaoihands:

ahmogar:

greenekangaroo:

hugtherobots:

I know it’s trendy to fight the system and cry that we are all becoming slaves of technology, but this attitude overlooks that computers and phones are tools for communicating. When someone thinks I’m an idiot smiling at a machine, I’m actually smiling at my girlfriend who is 10000 miles away and whom I would have never met if not for these newfangled electronics. As they say: when the wise man points to the moon, the fool looks at the finger.
This is a topic that I’ve been wanting to tackle for a while now; much credit to this excellent post for bringing it to the front of my brain.

Fucking this. 

Fucking thank you. 

INTERNET FRIENDS ARE REAL FRIENDS.


this is the most important thing ever. my mum thinks that internet people are bad, she thinks that internet friends would one day cheat you into doing things, and im like, LOOK MUM, THESE LIL IDIOTS ARE MY FRIENDS, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT PEOPLE OUTSIDE OF THE INTERNET WOULDNT CHEAT YOU, IVE HAD MY FAIR SHARE OF BETRAYAL IN MY LIFE AND LEMME TELL U A LIL SOMETHINGSOMETHING, NONE OF THE BETRAYAL IVE GOTTEN WERE FROM PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET. INTERNET FRIENDS ARE MY ONLY FRIENDS

redappleinwonderland:

bittergrapes:

pom-yaoihands:

ahmogar:

greenekangaroo:

hugtherobots:

I know it’s trendy to fight the system and cry that we are all becoming slaves of technology, but this attitude overlooks that computers and phones are tools for communicating. When someone thinks I’m an idiot smiling at a machine, I’m actually smiling at my girlfriend who is 10000 miles away and whom I would have never met if not for these newfangled electronics. As they say: when the wise man points to the moon, the fool looks at the finger.

This is a topic that I’ve been wanting to tackle for a while now; much credit to this excellent post for bringing it to the front of my brain.

Fucking this. 

Fucking thank you. 

INTERNET FRIENDS ARE REAL FRIENDS.

this is the most important thing ever. my mum thinks that internet people are bad, she thinks that internet friends would one day cheat you into doing things, and im like, LOOK MUM, THESE LIL IDIOTS ARE MY FRIENDS, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT PEOPLE OUTSIDE OF THE INTERNET WOULDNT CHEAT YOU, IVE HAD MY FAIR SHARE OF BETRAYAL IN MY LIFE AND LEMME TELL U A LIL SOMETHINGSOMETHING, NONE OF THE BETRAYAL IVE GOTTEN WERE FROM PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET. INTERNET FRIENDS ARE MY ONLY FRIENDS

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Photo Post Mon, Jul. 21, 2014 280,836 notes

redappleinwonderland:

bittergrapes:

pom-yaoihands:

ahmogar:

greenekangaroo:

hugtherobots:

I know it’s trendy to fight the system and cry that we are all becoming slaves of technology, but this attitude overlooks that computers and phones are tools for communicating. When someone thinks I’m an idiot smiling at a machine, I’m actually smiling at my girlfriend who is 10000 miles away and whom I would have never met if not for these newfangled electronics. As they say: when the wise man points to the moon, the fool looks at the finger.
This is a topic that I’ve been wanting to tackle for a while now; much credit to this excellent post for bringing it to the front of my brain.

Fucking this. 

Fucking thank you. 

INTERNET FRIENDS ARE REAL FRIENDS.


this is the most important thing ever. my mum thinks that internet people are bad, she thinks that internet friends would one day cheat you into doing things, and im like, LOOK MUM, THESE LIL IDIOTS ARE MY FRIENDS, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT PEOPLE OUTSIDE OF THE INTERNET WOULDNT CHEAT YOU, IVE HAD MY FAIR SHARE OF BETRAYAL IN MY LIFE AND LEMME TELL U A LIL SOMETHINGSOMETHING, NONE OF THE BETRAYAL IVE GOTTEN WERE FROM PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET. INTERNET FRIENDS ARE MY ONLY FRIENDS

redappleinwonderland:

bittergrapes:

pom-yaoihands:

ahmogar:

greenekangaroo:

hugtherobots:

I know it’s trendy to fight the system and cry that we are all becoming slaves of technology, but this attitude overlooks that computers and phones are tools for communicating. When someone thinks I’m an idiot smiling at a machine, I’m actually smiling at my girlfriend who is 10000 miles away and whom I would have never met if not for these newfangled electronics. As they say: when the wise man points to the moon, the fool looks at the finger.

This is a topic that I’ve been wanting to tackle for a while now; much credit to this excellent post for bringing it to the front of my brain.

Fucking this. 

Fucking thank you. 

INTERNET FRIENDS ARE REAL FRIENDS.

this is the most important thing ever. my mum thinks that internet people are bad, she thinks that internet friends would one day cheat you into doing things, and im like, LOOK MUM, THESE LIL IDIOTS ARE MY FRIENDS, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT PEOPLE OUTSIDE OF THE INTERNET WOULDNT CHEAT YOU, IVE HAD MY FAIR SHARE OF BETRAYAL IN MY LIFE AND LEMME TELL U A LIL SOMETHINGSOMETHING, NONE OF THE BETRAYAL IVE GOTTEN WERE FROM PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET. INTERNET FRIENDS ARE MY ONLY FRIENDS

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Photo Post Thu, Jul. 10, 2014 446,493 notes

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

hippostin:

the way Portia is looking at Ellen kills me

"look at this fucking nerd im so glad i married her

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

hippostin:

the way Portia is looking at Ellen kills me

"look at this fucking nerd im so glad i married her

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Quote Post Thu, Jul. 10, 2014 104,809 notes

If they don’t reply to your texts — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t call you — they’re not interested in you.

If they forget your birthday — they’re not interested in you.

If they’re hung up on their ex — they’re not interested in you.

If they’re obsessed with being single — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t want to meet your friends — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t want you to meet their friends — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t ask questions about your life — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t tell you things about their life — they’re not interested in you.

If they only speak to you when they want to have sex with you — they’re not interested in you.

If they only have sex with you when they’re drunk — they’re not interested in you.

If they say “should we just keep this between us?’ after you have sex with them — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t have sex with you — they’re not interested in you.

If they can always find a psychobabble rationale about who “I am” or “you are” or “we are” as reason why you can’t be together — they’re not interested in you.

If they have said for more than six months that they would like to be with you “BUT” — they’re not interested in you.

And if you still need convincing — think of it this way. Think of what the real day-to-day of life is taken up by. Life is birthday parties at terrible pubs. Life is losing your credit card and the annual Melbourne Cup sweepstake in the office. Life is hen’s nights, bucks’ nights, sitting on the phone for three hours to get U2 tickets and not getting them, the apartment upstairs flooding your house, interval training, calorie counting, cancer scares, illegal mini cabs, Secret Santa, rail replacement buses and Dido albums. Dogs die, cars crash, bin liners break, contracts end, curtain rails collapse, trains get delayed, football teams lose. Divorce happens and so do earthquakes and so does An Audience With Michael Bublé. Landlords put rent up, phones get stolen and the supermarket often completely runs out of hummus.

Now, taking all of the above into account — you look me dead in the eye and tell me the truth. Do you really have enough spare energy to pursue someone who isn’t interested in you? Do you really want to waste any more time on top of all of that? No. Me neither. So give it up, my friend. It’s a loser’s game. Delete their number. Don’t go on any more dates with them. Stop lurking their Facebook page. Feels good, doesn’t it?


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Omg this is perfect.

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Photo Post Thu, Jul. 10, 2014 413,844 notes

lacigreen:

nickjetset:

xenopheles:

dandyads:

Trojan Condoms, 1993

BRING THIS BACK, TROJAN.

Good advertising is good. Promotes safe sex and their own product!

sassy trojan, damn.  i like

lacigreen:

nickjetset:

xenopheles:

dandyads:

Trojan Condoms, 1993

BRING THIS BACK, TROJAN.

Good advertising is good. Promotes safe sex and their own product!

sassy trojan, damn.  i like

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